That feel when you already know your comment is too irrelevant and awkward to ACTUALLY post, but you need to type the WHOLE thing exactly as you narrate it in your head, including going back and fixing grammar missteps and rewording it to be the most effective possible, before the inevitable ctrl+a and delete you knew you were going to do all along

...when you've spent so much time coughing over the last couple weeks that you're actually starting to develop ab muscles from it.

Dat ~tradin' in games your crappy ex(es) left and gettin' new games~ feel.

Dat feel when you can look at pictures of your ex and their new weird* partner and you don't get mad, and you don't ooze that jellysauce, and you don't even feel that lingering bit of pity that two such sad people obviously just..."settled" for each other. You just don't feel anything at all. And it's great. *(This is not an insult, merely an ( Read more... )

...that undeserved but irreconcilable feel you get when someone you never dated [barely even talked to] but had a HUGE crush on for a REALLY long time starts dating someone else. And they look super happy together. And YOU'VE been seeing someone for way longer than they've been together. Who you like a lot and are perfectly happy with. (What is ( Read more... )

...when one of the few bands from the music-obsession phase of your youth that's still kicking around and putting out new stuff now starts to just...not do it for you anymore, and you don't know if it's because they changed, or you did.

...when you're so bored sitting around the house that you actually just default to chores because there's nothing more interesting to do. D:

...when you wake up from a dream in which you did $8000 worth of correspondence work but only got paid $3300 for it, and you were OKAY with that, to find in actual-ality you only have $200 in your bank account. :/ :/

"But. But. I had planned to buy so much yarn with that..."

...when you've hung out with somebody new a few times but you can't remember/spell their last name because they're super foreign, so you can't lurk them up on farcebook. D:

...when your unders are so far up your butt that your cheeks touch on the outside.

I need to find good ones for doing ~athletics~ in. :/